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Feb 10

If it looks like a button, MAKE IT ACT LIKE ONE

Reqall.com

This is the reQall homepage (click the picture to get to it). What is the one part of this page that sticks out the most to you?

The majority of web users would guess the “Sign up Now It’s Free!” button. I would venture to guess that almost as many people would assume that this huge focal point of the website is a clickable button to allow you to sign up for the service.

If you are one of those people, you are wrong. Apparently reQall went to all the effort to make this one focal point of their homepage, and then screwed up the end-game by giving it absolutely no function. What’s worse is after looking at the page for a solid 2-3 minutes (an eternity in web time) I still don’t know where to click if I want to sign up for an account.

Hey reQall. If the whole point of your homepage and advertising campaign is to sign up new users… make it as easy as physically possible to sign up. Also, if it looks like a button, MAKE IT CLICKABLE LIKE ONE.

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Jan 22

The 7 deadly sins of my employer

The company I work for is a pretty big deal. We’ve been blogged about by TechCrunch and GigaOm. We’ve been featured multiple times in the Wall Street Journal and New York Times.

That said, we really suck. Our product rocks, most of the people working here kick-ass, but as an organization we blow. We’re still a start-up, so we have time to change our ways, but I’m afraid these things will never happen. I feel like many of the mistakes we’re making are the same ones other companies make on a daily basis, so I wanted to share how I would improve: my employer.

Sin 1: Using Twitter as a Billboard

I almost feel like it is better to not use any form of social media than it is to use it and suck at it. And boy do we suck at it.

First there is Twitter. We don’t understand Twitter. Twitter for companies is a great way to raise awareness of your brand and product, and to insert yourself into conversations with bloggers and customers. You can keep up to the minute with trends and convo’s and have the chance to shape how the public views you in a second by second basis. Twitter is a great way to make your company approachable.

Instead, we use Twitter as a web cork-board of sorts. We post any and everything written about us and every update. While these posts are informative they are a complete misunderstanding of the medium. Informative posts on Twitter should be like sweets and fats in the food pyramid, used sparingly.

Sin 2: We have no Blog

This should be the first sin, but I feel sins of stupidity only slightly outweigh sins of omission. The fact is that we are a 2-year old internet start-up company that doesn’t have a blog. I find that unacceptable.

A proper blog can not only bring more eyeballs to your site, it can greatly increase public education with your brand and your product. Look at 37signals (I know they’re a rare form of success, but not one unrepeatable). They are willing to take the time to write TWO blogs, one based completely on product updates and educating the public. The second blog (Signal vs. Noise) has one purpose, to drive more people to their site. It’s interesting, opinionated, and occasionally controversial.

Sin 3: We suck at marketing and advertisement.

We are an internet based ad-network and we don’t know the first thing about it.

For SEO we aren’t in the top 50 for our medium’s keyword, and we’re #4 in our exact businesses keyword. That’s like looking up “computer” and having Dell or Apple not show up on the first page. It’s unacceptable.

We aren’t even running an adwords campaign. SEO is tough, and I understand that, but to give yourself a temporary fix you could at least run a decent adwords campaign.

We advertise in magazines. Let me repeat that, we don’t have an adwords campaign yet we are advertising in the back pages of magazines. WE’RE INTERNET BASED! Gah it’s enough to make me want to tear out my hair.

Sin 4: From a usability standpoint, our website is a disaster.

We have a very clean looking site, unfortunately that’s about the only nice thing I can say about it. It is painfully obvious to me that only two types of people designed our site, graphical artists and developers. No one with actual usability understanding or experience would ever let our site see the light of day. It’s like Ferrari releasing their newest car with seats on the ceiling and the transmission mounted to the drivers side door.

Nothing is intuitive. Nothing is easy to find. I would venture to say that 75% of our site is useless and too damn hard to find.

Not only is the design terrible, the content is obviously written by someone with an MBA and no experience in web-content. There is too much writing, and what is there takes a bit to digest and understand. Nothing is written simply.

We have millions of dollars of investor funding, a great product, a great technical team, and a great sales team, but we skimp in the absolute worst areas. The ones that the customer sees.

I want to make everyone who has anything to do with our site go home and read “Getting Real” and “Don’t make me think”. I then want to show them our site, roll up a magazine, and hit them in the nose while yelling “no!… no!”.

Sin 5: We are a start-up acting like a big business

We act as though we have 2,000 employees when in reality we have 20. We have rigid holiday and sick day structures. We have an obvious hierarchy system. We have cubicles.

Our executives proceed with an air of untouchability to them. They claim to want to hear ideas from everyone but literally do nothing do encourage this. It is obvious in the company’s demeanor that the only opinions valued are the ones with the biggest paychecks.

The problem is we are at a time in our growth where structure should be used as little as possible and freedom for innovation should get priority over politics and hurt feelings. We should have a chip on our shoulder, we should be working hard and playing hard, there should be innovation in the workplace and flexibility on how that’s achieved.

Where we should be: Google 2.0.

Where we are: Office Space 2.0.

Sin 6: We use expensive proprietary software/services

This really is part of Sin 5, because only large companies are wasteful enough to do this, but it’s such a waste of money that it needs its own sin.

We use salesforce and webex. We spent over $5,000 last month on Salesforce alone. Are you kidding me? $5,000?!? 37signals HighRise costs $150 a month and does everything we could possibly need. Hell we could actually have an efficient office by using all of the 37signals products and still be saving $4,500 a month!

Webex is a much smaller transgression ($60/month) but still a sign of waste when we could use Rondee.com for free.

These aren’t the only examples. We have a Verizon phone system (easily $1500/month) when we could get a VOIP based one (we have a T1 connection) for closer to $300/month.

It’s this culture of waste without thinking that starts to drive you insane. How can a company that is supposed to be on the “cutting edge” be run so poorly, without thought?

Sin 7: Our customer service system blows

I am the lone customer service rep for our company. So this area is the one I work the closest with and can see the most mistakes in. Before you ask, yes I have brought many of these points up only to have them stomped out because I thought it up and not someone else.

We have one of the worst FAQ’s I’ve seen in quite some time. This is unfortunate because we have a complex system and it ends up turning away so many of our customers. The ones that stick with it either a) bungle up their campaign, waste their money, and never return or b) call in and waste my time on a question that could have easily been answered in our FAQ.

Want to know the fix here?

1) Improve the FAQ. Make it easier to understand.

2) Improve the in-line help. You know those little “?” on other sites that help on the tricky areas of the site? WE NEED THOSE!

3) You know that money I mentioned saving above? Spend the $200 a month necessary to get a ZenDesk and GetSatisfaction profile for our company. It will cut down on wasted productivity but it will help us convert more “sign-ups” into “paying customers”.

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Jan 08

How I Would Improve: Our Energy Strategy

What’s the problem?

We are addicted to a fuel source that is limited. Not only that, it requires massive amounts of our resources (money) to be shipped to other parts of the world. A net loss of resources.

Not only that our way of life and energy sources are increasingly being put in peril by unfriendly governments and terror organizations. Plus it forces us to start pulling less than morally clean moves (i.e. our foreign “tactics” in Sub-Sahara Africa, the Middle-east, the Eastern Bloc, and South America… to name a few).

How would I fix it?

Massive internal construction projects. I mean massive, these will put the new deal to shame. It will take a tremendous amount of resources and will take 10 years minimum, but my god will it be worth it. Plus this would let us spread the cost over 10-20 years, making the bite a little easier on the public and our budget.

First the money spent will not be a net loss, it will be an investment that pays off many times over down the road. Plus it will be lining the pockets of the American people instead of rulers or dictators in far away lands.

Since much of the labor is manual labor that means these are the kinds of project that actually would help out the lower and middle class. Unemployment would decrease as more of the unemployed would be able to receive training and start working.

Also it would give another option to high-school students that didn’t see college in their future (the others being minimum-wage and military work). These students, as well as anyone else, would be able to receive training not only in construction but also in maintenance and repair of these systems. Which means after their construction stint is up they would still be employable after.

Part 1

  • Start a $0.25 per gallon gas tax.
    • This will do a couple things for us
      • Pay for many of the projects and systems listed below.
        • income: $32 billion per year.
      • Act as a “gas guzzler” tax, because people who have to buy more gas will pay more.
      • It will inherently help ween ourselves off petroleum.
    • Naturally credits will be given to those with lower income and to shipping and transportation companies
  • Start massive high school and lower income area training programs. cost: ~$3 billion
    • Similar to Navy, Marine and Army recruitment.
    • Allow anyone to receive training.
  • Build massive HVDC stations in various natural resources hot spots (solar, wind, geothermal, ocean) cost: ~$35 billion
    • Like the Pacific DC Intertie
    • This allows us to transmit large amounts of energy, massive distances with minimal energy loss (comparatively).
    • Helps bring power to the parts of the country that need more energy then they can naturally produce.
  • Completely upgrade our power-grid. cost: $75 billion
    • Estimate taken from Bloomberg
    • This is absolutely necessary. Our grid is archaic, inefficient, and insecure.
    • The new grid would have much better security than our previous, it would save us millions in lost energy and repairs.
  • Pour money into improving energy storage techniques. cost: $15 billion
    • In order for any of our future energy systems to be viable we need to have a much better method of massive energy storage. Like a scale of 10 better than what we currently have.
    • This means research grants galore.
    • We may even go so far as to create a NASA-esque government agency to do so. It’s that important.
  • Begin teaching energy conservation in schools. cost: $500 million
    • Maybe a DARE for energy kind of thing. Except actually have it work.
    • Start teaching as soon as elementary education begins, so kindergarten. Make it a staple of our early education.
  • Two massive High Speed Rail systems. cost: $60 billion
    • Connecting Boston, Philly, DC, NYC and Chicago.
    • Between Las Vegas, Los Angeles, San Diego and San Francisco.
  • Improve efficiency of farm equipment and other heavy machinery. cost: $30 billion
    • We currently expend 100 calories of energy for every 1 calorie of food we farm. That means for every calorie of food consumed 99 extra calories of energy are lost.
      • Before the automobile this simply wasn’t possible and didn’t happen
      • We would have starved. You must get more energy from your food than it takes to create it.
    • Push hard for biodiesel and other forms of improved farm equipment. If city buses can do it, tractors can do it.
  • Push money into petro-alternatives for automobiles. cost: $10 billion
    • This is a given and a necessity.
    • The front runners right now are hydrogen power and battery power.
    • Push money into anyone willing to do the R&D on massive scale production of these technologies.
    • Green is still a necessity. We can’t be pushing out petroleum only to be killing ourselves with nickle and lithium.
  • Cost to Retrofit all the gas stations in the USA. cost: ~$50 billion
    • This is just a guess seeing as I don’t even know what format of car will ultimately be chosen as the best.
    • This is a completely necessary part though.

This is part 1 of our energy revamping. It’s the groundwork that we must first do to allow for part 2. With this we will cut our energy needs, improve where our energy is used and make it economically viable to start producing renewable energy.

Total Cost + 20% (buffer) = $334 billion.

Total Income (assuming 2% growth) = $352 billion.

With that simple $0.25 and taken over a 10 year period we would be able to create and pay for every single project I implement above, without the need to take away from any current government program.

Part 2

This is the easy part… to explain. It’s incredibly expensive and would take an enormous amount of man-hours, but it’s what we need to do. We essentially need to create over 3.7TW of power via renewable methods. It won’t be cheap or easy but it will pay for itself 10 fold. The total cost would be $6 trillion.

  • Massive Solar Panel Plants. cost: $1.75 trillion
    • Take Death Valley plus the uninhabited portions of New Mexico, Nevada, Texas and Arizona.
    • This number is assuming current costs. However, hopefully, by then the costs should be a good deal lower.
  • Nationwide Wind Farms. cost: $2.5 trillion
    • As of right now this is the most cost effective renewable resource we have, with the highest potential for energy.
    • Placing massive farms in the areas of the USA that average wind speeds >20 mph.
  • Improved and Increased Geothermal Plants. cost: $1 trillion
    • This is one of the reliable 24/7 renewable resources (along with ocean).
    • We need to improve the efficiencies and increase production of plants and research in this field.
  • Large Scale Ocean Power Plants. cost: $667 billion
    • Put these along our pacific coast.
    • We also need to pump more into the research and improvement of extracting maximum energy from the tide.

Assuming a 15 year production schedule, and spreading the cost over that time. This would cost the American public $400 billion per year (plus upkeep). Considering the cost of the Iraq war and the need for constant military support to our vital oil producing countries, this is a paltry sum.

Not to mention that after these are built we would only be paying for the upkeep of the facilities and not the actual energy resource itself. We would save trillions of dollars over the years, not to mention the improvement it would have on the environment.

… but that’s just how I’d do it.

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Dec 19
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The Hush Sound - Wine Red

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Dec 17
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A Fine Frenzy - Liar Liar

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